Recent Blog Posts
Welcome Back to the World
You probably thought I was gone from the world. GoDaddy subscription lapsed, blog vanishes from the world, Kevin's definitely dead. People even stopped asking when I was going to write anything again.
Mother fuckers act like they forgot about Cray. (get it? get it?? Like Dre, BUT CRANE?!?)
Just like that, the blog is off to a bang with a wholly disappointing Dr. Dre pun. You can expect trash like that (and more!) if you stick around and visit me here.
This should look just like the old blog but with a few differences. First, this one is obviously prettier. I'm not even close to having artistic talent, but even I could make a prettier site than the old one. Rather than pay GoDaddy for a Wordpress template and hosting, I decided to take my talents elsewhere. Plus I can change it ...10 comments | 2014-10-15T00:50:00Z
Skittles Are The Shit
Skittles are the greatest food known to man.
Discovered by the Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés in 1537, this natural delicacy has sustained humans for decades through its high nutrients and vibrant colors.
They are indigenous to the Badlands of ...1 comment | 2013-06-24T22:00:57Z
How I Describe What I Do
To people outside of the software community, it can be hard to imagine what an engineer actually does. All they really have to work with is stereotypes (sitting at a computer in a windowless room/cubicle for hours on end with no social interaction) or ...0 comments | 2013-03-12T22:00:57Z
Fuzzy February: A Retrospective
About halfway through February, I realized that I hadn't shaved yet this month. This is a somewhat common occurrence for me. As cataloged in [A Treatise on Beards](/blog/post/7-a-treatise-on-beards), I'm facial hair-deficient.
This is a mixed ...0 comments | 2013-03-02T22:00:57Z
I haven't bothered to host anything useful here yet, but I will! Until then, go look at the stuff I've already posted on Github! Or things I've done before on LinkedIn! And check the link below for the eventual fun!
- Coding wordsmith
- Regular kind of wordsmith
- USC Trojan forever
- Carnegie Mellon Tartan sometimes
- Cat lover and tex-mex enthusiast
- And if you just came here looking for a resume, look no further!